Choda Cleaner

1. One who's sole job and responsiblity is to clean choda by any means possible.

2. The use of one's toothbrush to rid the chode of any wandering hiney spiders as a way to get back at your buddies or roomate

Kathy's husband is a professional Choda Cleaner at WMMR PrestonandSteve Inc.

by Dallas DAlfonso June 11, 2006

Be Clever

The phrase " Be Clever " comes from the turkish phrase " Akilli ol " which literally does mean be clever. Although be clever does not make grammatical sense in the english language, it is shouted regularly by angry turks when they are trying to tell someone to shut the fuck up or just stop being a bitch.

Kanadali Esek: "everyone is a bitch grow some balls"
Big Turk Cem: "EVERYONE FUCK OFF, BE CLEVER!!!!"

by TamerTurkKibris July 4, 2011

mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks dick well. Someone who can suck your cock so well you can't possibly cum anymore.

I heard that girl is a mushroom tip cleaner. I bet it would be nice to get my mushroom tip cleaned by her.

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

Clever-nisity

When somebody's cleverness is consistant and often leaves the subject to the cleverness floored and flabbergasted.

Chazzy: "i pair my socks to avoid mismatching and misplacement!"

Mazz: *becomes speechless and flabbergasted due to the clever-nisity of Chazzy and subsequently falls to the floor, gasping for air...*

by mazzman May 31, 2009

weiner cleaner

a circular bar of soap meant to fit around someones dick. shaped like a doughnut.

yo you getting your cock sucked nukka?
yea man but i use my weiner cleaner before i go get the job done. it smells like a chode

by nukkaslappa August 5, 2009

cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

the vacuum cleaner

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.

This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

by killa park March 25, 2003