Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.

Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!

by winnberg June 16, 2011

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

street cleaner

Is were u wape your buttaxe after your done pooping and you have to poop more.thus street(streak) clean for it to get dirty again,and more traffic(poop) to come threw

Dude i was taking a shit,then thinking i was done, it turned out to be a street cleaner

by Nickolas Smitty October 6, 2008

Shaft Cleaner

Matt was Cleaning Shafts all night

Shaft cleaner hahaha loser

by Woooooooooooooooooooooooo September 30, 2008

Downloadable CD cLEAner

A fig-ment of in|cheef's imagination

(in|cheef):Where can i download a cd cleaner?

by vast March 17, 2003

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner

A girl gives a guy a mouthski(blow job) whilst having the candy, pop rocks, in her mouth.

The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner is BO$$

by Hugh__Jass January 30, 2010

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011