by Napertucky February 06, 2020
The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
by Don Cuckold March 03, 2014
Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.
by Haroold November 18, 2018
*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020
The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
A fupa so worn out it is past state of roast beef it just looks like lips hanging down like a claw and u can visually see it threw pants.
by Mopar2413 February 15, 2018
Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.
Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!
by Rizzit Dough'Urban April 21, 2016