an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005
Get the the clapmug. When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
by Qwubyuxx October 15, 2009
Get the The Clapmug. 
Person 1: What do you think of the new guy? I reckon he’s hot
Person: Nah fuck off, he’s fucken clapped
Person: Nah fuck off, he’s fucken clapped
by Badmon K June 13, 2018
Get the Clappedmug. "The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)
-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.
by TristanTheHuman November 11, 2014
Get the The clapmug. clapped; a sexy ass motherfucker, the person who calls you this is generally a jelous hoe who is a beat and delete, with very bad hair.
by sayittomyfaceyeah February 23, 2015
Get the clappedmug. Clap or "clappers" refers to fire crackers (illegal) here in Jamaica. Maybe its the 'clapping' sound they make.
by Andr3 August 14, 2006
Get the clapmug.