Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

Chocolate Tuna

The name given to the act of going back and forth between licking the vagina and asshole on a female.

Guy 1: Yo man I heard you gave your lady a chocolate tuna!

Guy 2: Yeah man I did. She loved it when I went back and forth licking her pussy and asshole.

Guy 1: I'm going to have to try that on my woman tonight!

by RustyGoat August 12, 2012

Street Chocolate

Poop, Crap, Shit, Fecal Matter left out on the street by bad pet owners or the homeless. Also a good name for a band.

A city with excess street chocolate has terrible citizens.

by sonzamonza March 30, 2014

Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.

Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!

by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010

Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.

"Damn, look at that chocolate milf!"

by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009

chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.

Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"

by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010

Chocolate hitchhiker

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.

"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".

by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020