Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K September 15, 2006
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The act of obtaining a fireplace bellow and placing inside ones asshole. Then having a spotter pump clean air in the anus to transform the clean air into a false fart. Now with the man filled with fake poop air, he is free to fart wherever and whenever he pleases.
After Frank farted on me i wanted to get him back. After failing to fart on him i decided to enlist the help of my brother in order to perform a chimney fart on Franks dirty jew face.
by Jared and Josh July 23, 2010
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Guilanna got pissed last night because her pussy got burnt when we were doing the San Diego chimney.
by the cafeteria February 4, 2010
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by dr muon's dirty scribe March 14, 2010
Get the Kansas City Chimney Sweep mug.When you cover your face with glue and go down on a chick with an electric razor in hand. You shave her bush and rub your face in the shaved pubes. You come up with pubic facial hair and yell "Chimney Sweep!"
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