Charity

Yeah, no, this isn't that.

Hym "This isn't charity and your show is named after yourself you fucking dork. Sam Sedar may be an upity jewish narcissist but as least he actually called his fuck show something else. The show is actually called something. And Emma isn't flaunting her fat, awesome tits all over the place with vacation photos...... Which is a Goddamn tragedy.... God I hate all of you...."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor

John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.

by homies.house June 14, 2011

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

democrat charity

When someone else ends up paying for something that they do for their own benefit.

Biden is so generous with tax payer money; it is like he is running a democrat charity for repaying student loans.

by Jumper777 December 31, 2024

Pulling a charity

Completely ignoring those close to you for sex

" Yo man I was totally gonna hook up with this girl but she was totally pulling a charity"

by Yamipanda May 5, 2014