chaviar

chav based foodstuffs

eating at "maccy dee's"

by jemlin May 14, 2005

charity sex

1) When a person has sex with a really ugly person, to make the ugly person feel better.

2) Having sex with someone when you don't feel like it or with someone with whom you normally wouldn't have sex, for the benefit of that person.

3) Doing a solid for your homeboy or homegirl by having sex with the annoying friend of their intended target, to avoid said annoying friend from "killing the mood" and "wanting to go home." See also, "taking one for the team" or "wingman bang," or "jumping on a grenade."

4) Having sex with someone for money, which you intend to donate to a charitable cause.

5) Having sex with a girl named Charity.

1)
a. Hey, did you hear Don had sex with Jessica?
b. That girl is busted!
a. Charity Sex!

2)
a. Last week, I fucked the shit out of Helen Keller!
b. Charity Sex!

3)
a. Dude, thanks for getting that girl the hell out of there last night, she was such a cock block.
b. Charity Sex!

4)
a. I feel bad having all this sex for money. I think I'll donate it to cure cancer.
b. Charity Sex!

5)
a. Charity Sex!

by Rimshot Cognac August 22, 2011

Human charity shield

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."

by Swedge June 3, 2013

cavity fart

When your stomach is completely empty only to be filled with gas - that out of nowhere wooof that stings your eyes and burns your nose hairs. A hollow empty fart reeking of remains from meals prior.

Seriously, man you need to get yourself checked out, that cavity fart was pure death!

by eastondle September 23, 2009

chavette

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.

Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol

Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks

Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)

Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya

Goth - goths creep closer

Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.

by NoHope December 11, 2008

Chasity

She's one of them "gotta get away from," chicks. At first you can't get enough of her she will be perfect but soon all the things that You love about her will be the same things you wanna kill her for

Dude: " I met this chick last night she's perfect!"

Dudes friend: "right on what's her name?"
Dude:"Chasity"
Dudes friend: "What? Dude you better run not walk that girl is drama!"

by Sexy'lilBitch1210 January 6, 2017

Chaitnya

Chaitnya is basically the best person you can come across in your life.

Chaitnya my best friend

by Crimsonhoney January 9, 2018