champagne handjob

When a girl sabers off the head of an erect penis, like the cap of a champagne bottle.

Man1: "What happened to Carol? Last I heard she was in prison."
Man2: "Yeah, she went crazy and gave her boyfriend a champagne handjob."

by tman90 January 11, 2011

Mr champagne

a trash s.s. teacher

person 1:"look what teacher we have"
person 2: "thats a Mr champagne"

by cheesenuggets1234567890 October 21, 2021

german champagne

The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.

Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne

by German Champagne May 23, 2016

Sort Champagne

Sort Champagne er et slang for Cola

"Hvorfor er Morten ikke i skole ?"
"Han sidder derhjemme foran tosseskærmen med en Sort Champagne i den ene hånd"

"Hej en Sort Champagne med rom"
"Så gerne"

by Carltoso March 11, 2016

Champagne anyone

An inside joke used by Vasili and Julian, credit to the game Grand Theft Auto

Vasili: *Walks into class*

Julian: CHAMPAGNE ANYONE!!

Vasili: CHAMPAGNE ANYONE!!

by Champagne anyone September 24, 2019

Champagne Birthday

The birthday at which you can first drink

It's my champagne birthday and I'm going to get soooo wasted!!!

by The man of the house June 18, 2017

Redneck Champagne

The act of holding in your urine until the end of intercourse and thus finishing the act with shoving your penis into your partner's anus and proceeding to urinate and ejaculate inside at approximately the same time. Then, leaning to the side pull the head of the penis out to make a popping sound like a cork as the urine and semen flow out.

I went down to see Carol at the trailer park and treated her to some nice Redneck Champagne.

by Barenhaut February 26, 2018