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calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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hollyoaks challenge

A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.
You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.
by smegbottom November 16, 2017
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Superfecta Challenge

The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.
Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior
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challenge video

Billy: Yo what is this challenge video in Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: What?
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pornhub challenge

A challenge where a man must watch a video from each category on PornHub and ejaculate to the video.

This includes watching solo male, tranny and gay videos and ejaculating to them.
Hey bro I just finished the PornHub challenge! I think I found a new fetish for solo male.
by Shendoka July 5, 2017
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vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020
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facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog
I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!
by BigBadBurny March 5, 2009
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