vertically challenged

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged
by amypercy April 13, 2020
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Superfecta Challenge

The Superfecta Challenge is achieved by hooking up with someone in each of the four grades of high school in the span of a school year.
Tom: Yo, did you hear about Patrick's big weekend?
Mike: Nah, what happened?
Tom: He completed the Superfecta Challenge when he hooked up with that super hot senior
by Hinsdale Central May 09, 2016
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cereal challenged

When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged
The cereal challenged individual wastes a bowl and spoon when all they need is a handful of cereal.
by jakeyb123 August 16, 2014
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developmentally challenged

Stereotypical politically correct teacher : "He's not stupid, he's just developmentally challenged."
by cerobinam September 02, 2018
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tiktok challenges

remember the classic challenges like the ice bucket challenge? now that's slandered into a murder machine all thanks to clout chasers desperate for a droplet of clout. tiktok challenges are challenges where you do something stupid all for that load of clout. in some cases, they most likely backfire and go horribly wrong and in the aftermath the tiktoker is either dead or hospitalized all for that clout.
tiktok challenges are dumb.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 25, 2022
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calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 01, 2010
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facially challenged

the politically correct way to describe someone with a face like a warthog
I met a girl from the lonely hearts column last week, no wonder she was in there she was so facially challenged!
by BigBadBurny March 06, 2009
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