Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

the clapper

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands

he gave my grandma the clapper

by anonymous June 21, 2024

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

penis clapper

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school

„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper“

by Kickl February 6, 2025

Bag clapper

Someone who claps their nutsack or ball sack against pussy and ass

Tyrone with that ho being a regular bag clapper

by Dzukow June 21, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025