carson 

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

carson by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson 

A girl who loves to dance and twerk. She loves Dubsmash videos with freinds

DAng Carson trow it back

Carson by liljje April 4, 2019

Carson 

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.

“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”

Carson by You keel him April 10, 2019

Carson 

Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.

Dang.. Carson is such a stud and popular guy. I just want to be like him

Carson by Sexy nigga 69 April 10, 2019

carson 

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!

carson by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

Carson 

A socially awkward boy with many smelly body parts who enjoys the occasional chocolate milk shower with his dad he usually like to dat inside the family preferably younger

Carson why is there orange semon on sophie

Carson by My pp hurts May 21, 2019

Carson 

A guy who is just so chill your nips get cold just being in his in his presence and he is so sexy that you just can’t handle it anymore and that I’m sexy and I know it song starts playing but he can be really funny with his 9/11 jokes or his hitler ones and have you laughing all night and he is a complete chad

Bro is that Carson whoah like I think my nips are hard now

Carson by Big doc Eugene 69 June 1, 2019