Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause March 04, 2016

Fruit Canal

A gay man’s asshole…

Let me see your fruit canal.

by Djsoftserve July 10, 2024

Draining the Canal

The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows

"Can you pull over already, I need to drain the canal!" Or "I'm busy draining the canal"

by Punderfully terribad dad May 15, 2022

Panama Canal

The act of two males, going to town on a female on all fours, finishing, then the male on the vaginal end sucking the juices from her insides

Bro, my girl and I tried the Panama Canal last night. That shit was fire!

by Ramen moods March 23, 2022

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 03, 2023