A country in North America home to French and English speaking people. Known for hockey, and being cold year round. The country which America thinks is another state.
by Jordan Morris January 20, 2006
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Bob: No way, that would only happen in Canada
Bob: No way, that would only happen in Canada
by Staceysmom63 June 18, 2017
Get the Canada mug.Canadians are some of the awesomest people around, they are kind to everybody, don't like killing people, huge ally to USA and the rest of the world, nobody could ever take over because it is too god-damn cold. Winnipeg is almost in the center of the continent. nobody would mug you if your in a mall, free healthcare, people are not as fat as they are in the USA, no offense or anything, but some people down there are bigger then tanks, and as dumb as a nail too.
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George: man, canada's healthcare is free! thats awesome!
steve: ya, i know, we don't have to pay all that money just because we got sick
steve: ya, i know, we don't have to pay all that money just because we got sick
by Caandian in trust January 5, 2010
Get the Canada mug.1. The best freaking country in the world.
2. American's rather live in Canada where war isn't taking place every freaking day...
3. Awesomely invented Tim Horton's and Coffee Crisp.
4. The World's largest supply of Gold and Diamond. (ex. Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, Nunavut Territory)
5. Shut Your Mouth, Canadian's are watching the Hockey Game!!!!!!!
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Baseball is Canadian.
8. Basketball is Canadian.
9. Lacrosse is Canadian.
10. The World's most welcoming country ever.
11. If your Canadian. at least your not a shit face American, eh?
2. American's rather live in Canada where war isn't taking place every freaking day...
3. Awesomely invented Tim Horton's and Coffee Crisp.
4. The World's largest supply of Gold and Diamond. (ex. Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, Nunavut Territory)
5. Shut Your Mouth, Canadian's are watching the Hockey Game!!!!!!!
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Baseball is Canadian.
8. Basketball is Canadian.
9. Lacrosse is Canadian.
10. The World's most welcoming country ever.
11. If your Canadian. at least your not a shit face American, eh?
by DA SWAGGER CANADIAN April 10, 2014
Get the Canada mug.The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
by kevindong July 13, 2017
Get the Canada mug.Economic trading partner and ally of the U.S. For the most part inhabited by great people, except for dumbshits like DeusEx Pimp who think that the U.S is physically larger than Canada.
by Hoerang September 25, 2003
Get the Canada mug.A place with the best Homeland Security ever (the RCMP or Royal Canadian Mounted Police) not just some gay pick a color crap like in the US. But repremanded by many for not executing Avril Lavigne for being a poser if Canada even uses the Death Penalty at least they could have locked her up.
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by Rob July 29, 2003
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