crusty noser

When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.

Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!

Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013

crusty fuck

An older individual who is dirty in appearance and also an asshole.

"Did you see that old man hit our car with his shopping cart, what a crusty fuck!"

by Travvykenj December 10, 2013

crusty sara

When Sara does not wash the dirty debo out of her vagina for weeks at a time and uses her panties to scrub his dinner plate

Debo thinks his spaghetti taste like tuna casserole must have got a crusty sara

by hehehahajason January 7, 2014

Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

Crusty Couch

A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.

Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!

by XXXrolland September 20, 2016