bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

by fragglecock March 10, 2011

goose bump

noun
reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation

I can't think of any example related to goose bump now

by zzunaira December 3, 2007

Bump in

Theatrical expression - to move equipment and scenery into a theatre. Bump out is the opposite process. Also used in relation to the set up and knock down of stands at exhibitions and tradeshows.

Bump in is on Saturday so you are required at the theatre from 10 am to whenever.

by Alberto Rosso April 28, 2009

Bump-Its

The most useless human invention yet. They are crescent moon shaped plastic that girls, women, and gay men put in their hair to add "fabulous" volume "in seconds". Commenly seen in infomercials, this products comes with a free "tease" comb. They are overpriced and they just make you look like your head is deformed.

Girl #1: Hey! Like my hair?
Boy#1: Oh! I'm so sorry!
Girl #1: Excuse me?!
Boy #1: I feel so badly for you, you have a tumor in your head!
Girl #1: No! I'm wearing one of my Bump-Its!
Boy#1: You look like a Telatubbie.

by Professersnuggles January 11, 2010

bump that shit

when you play your favorite song over and over

did you hear that new song?
shit man thats the shit
bump that shit,let it play

by MBEZ February 22, 2005

Bumpy Ride

Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.

Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away

by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014

bump tuna

a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo

When in Amsterdam I paid alot of money to see two girls bump tuna.

by Jesse Hendricks August 25, 2003