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Burrito Bread

Girl 1: I tried the triple steak stack at taco bell, and the bun wasn't flat bread like I thought , it was burrito bread.

Girl 2: lolwut?
by jayzuss December 1, 2011
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burrito friendship

A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.

It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.
Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.

Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.

Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.
by duckiemelon December 28, 2013
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burritocide

Last night Bob had the drunk munchies and commited burritocide
by tehoctopus January 19, 2015
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Burrito Skin

Noun
US
informal
slang

-flour tortilla wrapper

Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.
Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?
by TheDoktor February 3, 2017
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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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burrito stratification

The arrangement of burrito ingredients in an orderly fashion, such that entire bites or sections are one ingredient. Can occur radially and axially.
I just got a mouth-full of cilantro because this Moe's burrista doesn't understand he's creating burrito stratification.
by Nucleardictionary May 19, 2018
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Burrito beaner

A derogatory term used for a short and fat person originating from mexico
My kid kinda look like a burrito beaner
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
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