A fake ass hoe who tries to get with her friends boyfriends. She may come off nice at first but that’s all part of her fakeness. She looks like a fucking sloth and usually has a large nose. She’s known to smell like tuna because of all the stds she has. She’ll steal her friends underwear and make out with girls when she’s drunk! She will lie to you and cheat on you if you’re in a relationship. Shes all talk over texts but is a complete pussy in person. Dont let her around your man because she’ll be all over him.
-“I found out brooklyn stole my under wear! I got them back and they smelt like tuna fish’
-“Gross”
-“Brooklyn has been texting my man trying to get with him.. damn i really thought we were friends”
-“what a fucking whore dude!”
-“Brooklyn said she couldn’t hang out because she was sick.. but turns out she went to another friends house to get fucked up..”
-“damn whatta fake bitch.”
-“Gross”
-“Brooklyn has been texting my man trying to get with him.. damn i really thought we were friends”
-“what a fucking whore dude!”
-“Brooklyn said she couldn’t hang out because she was sick.. but turns out she went to another friends house to get fucked up..”
-“damn whatta fake bitch.”
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