Selective Breeding

The process a bloke undertakes when he leaves a woman at the alter in favour of a lady more likely to give him beautiful children.

Eric: Did you here about Johns Experiment?

Stuart: Yeah he left Jenny on their wedding day for Ashley with the perfect bum to boob ratio, right?

Eric: True! How's that for Selective Breeding!

by Spacemariles June 7, 2013

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly

When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed

by Odonohue77 November 22, 2013

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Squishy Breeds

Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.

Squishy breeds are adorable but cannot handle extreme weather

by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017

Panic Breeds

A breed that panics a lot. An example of a panic breed would be someone named alex or zach.

The panic breeds like to panic.

by X turtles October 6, 2018

breeding mule

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it

“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”

by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019

Breed

somebody who want to be friends with you. just friends.

Wow, hes a pretty cool dude. We should breed together!

by somebodysomewheresomehowwow May 7, 2022