bonk

whack; lame; obserd; un-cool

"Shit son, that's bonk."

by wordson January 7, 2008

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008

donkey bonk

when you are poundin the fuck out of a chick from behind and when you are about to cum you pull out slam it in her ass as hard as you can and punch her in the back of the head as hard as you can to knock her out

i was having one last romp with my ex when i decided to donkey bonk that bitch

by big_smoke September 11, 2005

Bonk

Sex with no strings attatched or a quicky with your partner.

Hey, fancy a quick bonk

by FishNeck May 29, 2008

Boink and Bounce

To Boink and Bounce is to fuck a girl and dump her. This is done when the girl is either a Crazy Bitch, or Stage 5 Clingers.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: She's a Stage 5 clinger dude...
Guy 1: You know what to do - Boink and Bounce bro.

by jrahmfordan April 27, 2009

Boinking

Having cheap sex randomly in a trashy area

Did you see Nolan boinking in that bathroom?
Eww, he's gonna catch something!

by White Chocolate5885 May 23, 2013

bonkee

If you are a bonkee, you are a hoe.
Typical high school guy jokes...

Ex. Reese yelled, "BONKEE!" to Mckenzie, and she got pissed off.

by 10914zf October 26, 2014