John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021

Lebanon Bologna

Meeting a woman in an Uber and then moving out of the country with them.

I love this woman so much I want to Lebanon Bologna her

by Pa const February 9, 2022

Bop my bologna

Beat your meat, whackin it, etc.

I wake up in the morning and want to bop my bologna .

by Mary_Jane789 March 12, 2017

Flying taco bologna bird

A bird with a body made of bologna (pronounced bowlognuh)
Wings made of tacos and a taco head. These animals are endangered, for they are so delicious. Their homeland is Mexico.

I like flying taco bologna birds.

by OllieKazam January 15, 2018

Bologna Butt

A female who's cooch smells so bad the restroom stinks like a bologna hoagie with extra onions after she uses it. Possibly caused by lack of pubic landscaping.

Co-Worker #1: "Bologna Butt must have been in the ladies room again cuz it smells like a Hoagie in there."
Co-Worker #2: "I know she needs to trim that bush."

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 13, 2008

Bologna Snatch

When the clit hangs far outside the vagina resembeling a folded piece of Bolgna.

Man, I thought Lori was a fox until I got her pantys off and seen that Bologna Snatch hangin out, It looked like a dog panting for water!

Sue's Bologna Snacth will clap for you when you pull out.

by jus_sayin April 17, 2011

Bologna Sandwich

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009