A very large butt than is untoned, saggy and jiggly. It bounces around when the person walks, and is found on overweight and obese people.
by Taylor la Taylor April 24, 2007
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Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
by O' Briney March 5, 2009
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The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.
Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.
Lance: My stars, good play.
Lance: My stars, good play.
by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010
Get the Blumper Decker mug.In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014
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They generally love to fuck any roll of fat they find on a women. Do not be surprised if you spot them playing with back-fat like they would boobs. If they cannot find a vagina they will most likely try to stick their penis in the general area of where said vagina is meant to be. If the blubber lover is a smaller man, the woman will be the dominant force in the act of making love. Be careful around blubber lovers, for they will take serious offense to any joke made toward fat people. They WILL call you shallow and constantly talk about personality over looks if you roast them. Before accusing someone of the act of loving blubber make sure they are not dating a fat woman out of desperation.
They generally love to fuck any roll of fat they find on a women. Do not be surprised if you spot them playing with back-fat like they would boobs. If they cannot find a vagina they will most likely try to stick their penis in the general area of where said vagina is meant to be. If the blubber lover is a smaller man, the woman will be the dominant force in the act of making love. Be careful around blubber lovers, for they will take serious offense to any joke made toward fat people. They WILL call you shallow and constantly talk about personality over looks if you roast them. Before accusing someone of the act of loving blubber make sure they are not dating a fat woman out of desperation.
Dang! I didn't know he was a blubber lover until he hooked up with that 300lb woman.
I never wanted to pull my eyes out with a turkey baster more than when I walked in on my blubber lover friend having sex with a woman straight out of "My 600-lb Life."
I never wanted to pull my eyes out with a turkey baster more than when I walked in on my blubber lover friend having sex with a woman straight out of "My 600-lb Life."
by Factual Facts August 18, 2017
Get the Blubber Lover mug.The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).
"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."
by The Backspacer April 26, 2010
Get the Canadian Blubberwhale mug.A public works project promoted as progressive, but actually designed to intentionally discourage auto travel, resulting in significantly reduced safety for bicyclists and pedestrians due to increased traffic congestion, and degraded local living conditions.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.
From Blum + Blunder.
Named after Marty Blum, Mayor of Santa Barbara, who allowed unqualified planners to construct failed projects without approval of the Architectural Board.
The hazardaround pushed through by the sociologineer was another Blumder, causing more congestion and accidents. I'm going another way; I don't want to ride my bike through that chaotic Blumder.
by psnack February 2, 2009
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