big dick bandito

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

by largepenilebandito July 1, 2021

Big Dick energy

To have big dick energy one would have to be confident, yet humble. When somebody has Big Dick energy they wont admit it, it is silent aura

she may be a girl but abbey has big dick energy

by Juaque gonzalez May 12, 2021

Big Dick Nibba

A person who likely has an extremely small penis but tells you they have a gargantuan penis.

"I'm like a Big Dick Nibba innit"

by GordonRammedYaMumsey August 13, 2019

Big Dick Jeans

Very baggy or oversized jeans worn primarily by fans of the hip-hop/rap culture of the 1990s. Usually worn a size or 2 too large with a belt ridding below the waist also known as sagging.

Homeboy 1: Man , it’s 2021 why are you still wearing those big dick jeans. Those ain’t cool no more! LOL
Homeboy 2: Don’t be hating on my style Homeboy. These jeans are the bomb diggity yo!

by 420D-Portkid February 18, 2021

big dick upset

Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.

He lost his job, dog, girlfriend, car, and house all in one day. He is definitely big dick upset.

by Comidois De’America October 29, 2022

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

laslas big dick

its a peepeepoopoo joke

plz get this in the urban dick sjovnary me boy. laslas big dick

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019