jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008
Get the massive bendermug. A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.
Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
by NikkiP May 28, 2011
Get the Truth bendermug. A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.
1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009
Get the rod bendermug. A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.
by Steo February 10, 2007
Get the pudding bendermug. truth bender is when jairam bends the truth forexample forrest will tell jairam that jackson is meeting us downtown and jairam will tell mikey that hella girls are coming aswell but mikey shows up and its just jairam forrest and jackson. Also if we do dumb shit jairam will often bend the truth of what we atly did to make other people jelly
Gayram: yo mikey we kicked balls in walmart and it the manager shot me in the let
Mikey: stop truth bending you truth bender
Mikey: stop truth bending you truth bender
by mikey the manly man December 8, 2019
Get the truth bendermug. by John1413123546 July 4, 2008
Get the budget bendermug. Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
Get the snorkel bendermug.