Bedfordshire

Another word for going to bed. Used in England by children and parents. There is a county there of the same name.

Child: "Yawn"
Parent: "Off to Bedfordshire with you!"

Also used in Bridget Jones' Diary, Bridget to her Father.
"'Night Dad, I'm off to Bedfordshire".

by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008

Bro's Before Hoe's

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.

Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.

by Air Assault January 12, 2008

Beefopolous

Refered to most greek people. Usually the Greek people who tend who have excess body fat, and have lots of fat sibings.

Wow, look at her, shes a beefopolous.

by Bdizzlefizzle February 7, 2009

Bedford, NH

Rich ass town in new hampshire where everyone is stuck up, has huge houses, and looks down upon the lower class. And I'm one of them! XD

Everyone is like Paris Hilton..

by Norelle August 14, 2005

Bedford North Lawrence High School

Bedford North Lawrence High School (BNL) is a high school located in southern Indiana, about 30 minutes away from Bloomington. BNL is known for their outstanding teen pregnancy rates and underage drinking. BNL is also known for having a different principal every school year due to scandalous acts. Your closest friend will stab you in the back in a accumulative of about 0.2 seconds. Hicks will fill your lungs with black smoke and try to run over your car as you're pulling out of the parking lot. Popular kids will stand in the middle of the stairwells and strike up a conversation. There are a total of 3 black kids in the school, maybe. Everyone believes they are either a photographer, a model, or an artist. If you don't smoke weed everyday, then you're a pussy. If you aren't getting drunk of the weekends, then you might as well kill yourself.

bedford north lawrence high school

by sasiblaqqurl September 1, 2012

Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011