Beat Sesh

Another name for masturbating/ wacking off/ Jerking off/ beatin it. The art of pleasuring oneself.

After a rough day at school, James had a crucial Beat Sesh, sucks his mom walked in on him.

Beat Sesh by Herbageman420 March 6, 2009

Beat friend 

A beat friend is someone that won’t ask a question when you take a “ten minute break” or when you get a “snack”. They know exactly what your doing but won’t say anything about it because they so the same things. Y’all both know y’all masturbating but won’t say anything and has complete understanding

Conrad:yo Brandon I need a ten minute break sharon just sent me nudes

Brandon:imma take a ten minute break too

Conrad: man we beat friends aren’t we

Brandon:Hell yeah we are

Beat friend by Bicboibrandon June 4, 2019

beat geek

a person that is obsessed with music - made popular by the band The Beat Geeks

Mother: "Lukas has been in the studio for 20 hours now!"
Father: "C'mon, you know he is beat geek."

beat geek by ricci-s September 10, 2010

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

Beat the Protestant 

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.

Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

Beat the Protestant by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019

beat off wife 

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.

Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?

beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010

Beat Crusaders 

A cool Japanese band that did a couple songs for the anime beck. They are usually seen wearing digitized drawings of themselves as masks. They have a sense of humor. Their videos tend to be funny. If you're sick of visual kei type jrock check them out. They have fun upbeat tunes that have a bit of a popish feel without being pop.
They have an American release out called All You Can Eat.
The band consist of:
Vocal/Guitar: Hidaka
Bass: Umu
Drums: Araki
Keyboard: Thai

I had Hit in America by the Beat Crusaders stuck in my head all day.

The video for Feel was hilarious.

Beat Crusaders by Emi July 16, 2008