Beefy Bear

1. A particularly muscular and particularly hairy and agressive homosexual male.

2. A gay man who is fiercely loyal to his sexual conquests, and/or infatuations. Even to the point of changing identities and/or stalking.

He is so sexy, he had a Beefy Bear stalking him. I understand that he was mauled unmercilessly by him.

by NightTrainLayne April 4, 2009

pedo bear

- an animated bear who is a pedophile.

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!

by sergT March 17, 2008

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Rizzly Bear

A man of larger stature that has a large amount of rizz.

Seth just pulled that girl. What a Rizzly Bear.

by CincoPeso December 6, 2022

piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

minus the bear

a super mellow west coast band that does stunningly spacey guitar solos. they like singing about drinking and mellowing out because they're so mellow. they also have crazy song titles and i like it.

minus the bear says "bands like it when you yell yar at them"

by izzzy July 30, 2008

muscle bear

A, usually, large and/or hairy gay man (bear) who is also a body builder.

Bob is a total muscle bear, he has a belly but can bench 350.

by carlbear October 10, 2003