Chloala Bear is the cross-evolution of the world's finest Chloe and Australian Koala Bears. Decades of evolution and molecular engineering have led to the creation of this beastly machine. Most say Chloala bear is the rarest girl in the Chloala way galaxy and only one Chloala Bear has been reported to be found in North America with green eyes and silky brown hair.
Legends say her superpowers make her more powerful than the Arceus Pokemon. She has the spirit and vibe of Pikachu and always does her best to make those around her happy :) Collectively known to be the most khoshkgel (gorgeous), most kind, most killer, most knowledgable, and the most knockout girl known to humankind.
Nintendo and Pokemon Go players have been in search to capture this unique creature, but only "The Shah," has been able to locate Chloala Bear. A unique creature and king of the Chloala way galaxy, "The Shah," has his own superpowers and loves his Chloala Bear to the moon. Together their synergy has been reported to destroy the most difficult enemies and no one dares to fuck with them whether on earth or other planets. To those reading, you have been warned!
Legends say her superpowers make her more powerful than the Arceus Pokemon. She has the spirit and vibe of Pikachu and always does her best to make those around her happy :) Collectively known to be the most khoshkgel (gorgeous), most kind, most killer, most knowledgable, and the most knockout girl known to humankind.
Nintendo and Pokemon Go players have been in search to capture this unique creature, but only "The Shah," has been able to locate Chloala Bear. A unique creature and king of the Chloala way galaxy, "The Shah," has his own superpowers and loves his Chloala Bear to the moon. Together their synergy has been reported to destroy the most difficult enemies and no one dares to fuck with them whether on earth or other planets. To those reading, you have been warned!
Jim: Should we gift "The Shah," his majesty, a dog or cat for his birthday?!
John: Jim, you stupid idiot sandwich! "The Shah," only loves and cares about his Chloala Bear. He'd execute us if we offer his majesty a dog or cat!
John: Jim, you stupid idiot sandwich! "The Shah," only loves and cares about his Chloala Bear. He'd execute us if we offer his majesty a dog or cat!
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