by Seymour Merkin August 09, 2002
When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009
by Trevineaux October 28, 2017
by MrazMraz September 20, 2012
"Av gt a pure giro beard man"
"Check u out wae the giro beard"
"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"
"Check u out wae the giro beard"
"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"
by Big bossak May 10, 2009
Beards like that from jack "cuck" murphy where left and right sides are white and the middle part is normal colored.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Have you seen Jack "cuck" Murphy? He got a nice zinc beard.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
by Augustus (Warband) December 31, 2021
When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.
Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021