by Lor777 April 10, 2014
Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
Example 1:
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
by Sirbantsalot December 07, 2012
When someone invites them self into your home/apt. The origin of this phrase is someone that is unvited barging into your place, but it can also be used for a planned visit.
“We had plans to meet 11pm, but 10:15pm rolls around and I find my friend sitting in my living room uninvited”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
— — —
“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”
— — —
“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”
by Rivercest November 07, 2017
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
When some cunt is annoying so you tell them to glock themselves because they’re a horrible cunt called josh
by Itslittymyg January 14, 2019
A project with UNICEF and worldwide known kpop group BTS. They lroduced the album-series LOVE YOURSELF to help people love themselfes. Their layest albums' name in LOVE YOURSELF: ANSWER.
ME: Oh, is that the signature of the latest BTS album, "LOVE YOURSELF: TEAR" on your t-shirt?
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜
by Asialover2000 January 16, 2019