batroli

a bro who constantly puts hos before bros, hence breaking the man code. is also usually a nerdy type. (i.e. very good with computers, is a whiz at trigonometry, etc.) and often makes bros pay him to do fix their computers/help them with stuff that most bros just do out of kindness for their fellow bros, but may not treat hos the same way. usually neglects to sit with bros at lunch tables and instead sits with hos.

actual bro: dude sit with us! its like the school thanksgiving feast.

batroli: no dude. i'm sitting with my girl.

actual bro: dude. bros before hos.

batroli: no dude. i'm sitting with my girl.

actual bro: batroli, you srsly have to sit with us bros.

batroli: hmm... hos before bros.

by brofiniteone January 9, 2010

Bathroom Tag

When three or more people are seated at a restaturat
and commence to visit the bathroom, one at a time, effectively preventing their server from establishing proper contact and gathering a complete order and throwing off the "natural" order of the restaurant.

Manager: "Did you greet table 7 yet? cause I'm giving you a party of 12"

Jones: "No i didn't , they're playing bathroom tag and putting me in the weeds"

by billytese August 29, 2010

bathroom singer

a person whose voice is so hoarse that he is not fit for singing but who likes singing when he is alone at home. Such a person frequently sings when he is taking a bath in his bathroom.

He is no singer. He is just a bathroom singer. Any doubt, eh?

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2010

bathroom mirror illusion

when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face

you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot

me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly

you: ...damn

by nawitsokay July 6, 2010

Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.

Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")

by Frankie nj April 24, 2007

Bathroom Basketball

A game whose origins are from an "Olde English" sketch.
The target of this game is simply to throw rocks or different unrelated items into the far stall of the public bathroom.
The presence of people inside these bathroom stalls seems to have no effect on the results of this game.

Tavit: Hey, who wants to play bathroom basketball?
Hana: B-Bathroom basketball? How do you play?!
Tavit: It's easy, you just take some rocks and throw them into that stall over there.
Hana: A-All I got are these carrots.
Tavit: Oh!
David: I've got rocks. I've been waiting for a moment like this.

by Fish Beast of Aberdeen November 15, 2006

bathroom buckshot

The act of having explosive diarrhea in close proximity to a toilet which results in fecal matter splatter on said toilet and nearby areas. Fecal matter splatter resembles the pattern of buckshot or birdshot. Usually associated with Radar Ass or Radar Butt.

Antonym: Immaculate Defecation

Guy 1 - Dude, I had such bad ED that I barely pulled down my pants and BAAMM. Bathroom Buckshot.
Guy 2 - Nasty, good thing we are at White Castle.

by 2Black2Strong May 27, 2014