Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.

Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!

by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025

oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.

She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

Barf out!

Valspeak for "That's disgusting!"

Did you see what's for lunch today?

Yeah, oh! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon!

by Cheetor Is Awesome January 23, 2012

palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.

Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.

by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018

Barf Garth

A boy who is very clingy, but does not really know anything about you, and overly uses inappropriate compliments in random contexts to try to get you to go out with him. He also gets mad you when you can't drop everything to be able to go out, as he realizes his gross compliments have failed. Gets mad fro a day, then it all starts over again the next morning.

omg that guy last night was such a barf garth.

by london2018 February 21, 2017

BARF

Acronym for "Border Alien Robbery Force" which was a police commando team sent to patrol the snake-infested no-man's-land south of San Diego, not to apprehend the thousands of illegal aliens slipping into the U.S., but to stop the ruthless bandits who preyed on them nightly--relentlessly robbing, raping and murdering defenseless men, women and children. The task force plan was simple. They would disguise themselves as illegal aliens. They would confront the murderous shadows of the night. Yet each time they walked into the violent blackness along the border, they came closer to another boundary line--a fragile line within each man. and crossing it meant destroying their sanity and their lives.

This real life saga is depicted in the book "Lines And Shadows" by Joseph Wambaugh.

Politicians stopped funding BARF because they could not exploit it for votes and they considered their mission a job of Border Patrol.

by CyberWordSmyth February 24, 2024