Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.

I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!

by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010

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backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.

When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.

by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007

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Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009

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