Friends

1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'

by 5f17dd871da October 23, 2009

Friends

The most overrated, piece of shit television show ever. Who the hell likes Friends?

Person: I'm gonna watch Friends when I get home. I bought the fourth season.

Me: Kill yourself.

by Brandon K. G. October 29, 2005

no-friends

Annoying person, ussualy short, hangs around when you dont want them there. Some one who everyone tolerates and is usually the one people burn or make jokes about!

Kevin is a no-friends!

Hey no-friends, GO AWAY!

by Jim Rayo October 16, 2006

friend++

A friend with whom you're having a loveless sexual relationship.

I just upgraded Sheila to Friend++.

by corsair2 September 4, 2003

friends

1. Something I don't have many of.

2.The TV show that just won't go away.

1. Damn, when people think you are a serial killer they don't want to be your friends.

2.Friends was cancelled like 3 years ago and people are still talking about it.

by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005

friends

Something you don't have.

You have no friends you fucken slut ass bitch fucker. :)

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

Friend

Two people who have a mutual relationship with each other.

Adrien Agreste: "we're just friends"
MLB FANS: Yall relationship is not just mutual!!!! *facepalm*

by WOEDOM February 3, 2018