vaginal applause

The Clap. Otherwise known as gonorrhea.

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?

by Hgray May 31, 2011

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To have an affair with a woman/multiple women, preferably from Argentina. Email is the main form of communication, although in this case, an actual visit is needed.

Press: Where is Sanford?

Joel Sawyer, Sanford's spokesperson: Uhh...He's... Hiking the Appalachian Trail...Yeah, that's the ticket.

by kneenuh July 12, 2009

apparatus

an attractive male or female specimen

"damn that is one hot piece of apparatus. brap and a subsequent dingdong"

by pleasantmotherpheasantplucker December 5, 2012

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

For a man to have vaginal sex with a woman who is not his wife. Can be used as a reference to a married man having an illicit sexual affair, and deceiving everyone about it by telling them he's doing something else.

"The Appalachian Trail" refers to the woman's vagina.

Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, flew to South America to see his mistress and told everyone, including his staff, that he 'would be gone for a few days hiking the Appalachian Trail.'

"Does Bob's wife know he's taking that hot secretary with him on his business trip? Looks to me like he's planning on hiking the Appalachian Trail."

by impulsiveone July 16, 2009

apparatus

sexual toy

hey! they used an apparatus!

by nookiexxx March 1, 2010

appalachian blue swirl

sandi brown hair which has been frosted and dyed blue -- common in the hills of eastern Kentucky -- common among those who sleep with both their kin and livestock

Did you see that appalachian blue swirl? She orange pitted with her pig. I think it was a prom date.

by floTown Dude May 16, 2009

appaling

verb: an even more shocking version of the word "appalling" meaning "Max and Podgorski are shit". This is an interesting concept, whilst also containing a highly objective and factual perception; one which cannot be denied.

His obnoxious use of the English language is quite appaling

by the chosen one2 September 25, 2010