Went Albanian 

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

Went Albanian by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013

Hanging Albanian Meat 

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

Hanging Albanian Meat by Bob lablah March 10, 2021

East Albanian Pipeline 

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.

Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?

East Albanian Pipeline by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

fat albanian 

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri

oh wow look at that fat albanian over there!

fat albanian by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022

Being albanian 

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

Being albanian by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

The Albanian Ass-Blaster 

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.

"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."

The Albanian Ass-Blaster by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025

albanal 

When pornstars do several anals with pieces extremely powerful or really big

Oh Alba just did an Albanal with that beam

albanal by Hellomyshit June 28, 2017