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airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.
Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*
by dude53236 March 30, 2011
mugGet the airplane daymug.

Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
mugGet the Airplane Shooting towards the skymug.

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.
Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.
by Scurlage February 23, 2024
mugGet the Airplane Knickersmug.

Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.
I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.
by WorldTraveler91 February 6, 2012
mugGet the Airplanizemug.

Airplane Mode

Airplane mode used to be a thing in the settings of a phone until 2017 where suicide forrest gump made a movie called “airplane mode” thereby destroying its meaning
Bob: I’m turning airplane mode on my phone on
Billy: Noooo, that movie is bullshit!
by domiskiqe is here September 21, 2019
mugGet the Airplane Modemug.

airplane mode

Not sending or receiving new information or contact/communication at the moment, not available, not accessible outside of what you’re currently doing
"Did you bring any work on vacation with you?" "No, I was on total airplane mode."

“He got a babysitter until late and he’s tripping on acid in the park with some friends -- he’ll be on airplane mode all day.”
by collecting May 15, 2023
mugGet the airplane modemug.

Airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
Airplanes
by Donutcaca August 10, 2021
mugGet the Airplanesmug.

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