my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

acronounce

verb: the act of verbalizing multi letter acronyms by assholes in real life situations.

hey joe, your mother is a whore, i "lol" (acronounced as loll) when i saw her sucking that crackhead's dick.

can you give me this penicillin "asap" (acronounced as a-sap) this gonorrhea is really fucking up my junk.

by jujuyy January 27, 2009

all talk no action

Saying something to somebody but not going through with, being all talk and no actions happening.

All talk no action : A guy says to a girl "We will go on that date on Saturday. I'll pick you up at seven", yet he never pitches up, being all talk and no action.

by Daisy12 September 18, 2013

series of actionable items

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed December 9, 2008

PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

by love2ride August 2, 2006