accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.

by rosesblue February 13, 2013

Accidental Glance

When you’re at a urinal and accidentally glance at the neighbouring man’s penis

“Finn accidentally glanced at his neighbours penis”

Finn just committed an “accidental glance”

by Akkersclappers November 6, 2023

Accidentally

By leaving you spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend by mistake..

Kim accidentally make out with Mark

by Panad_ol March 15, 2021

Accidental Fetish

A sexual fetish that develops spontaneously when encountering something for the first time. This is always something horrifying, disgusting, or deeply embarrassing to you that you would never have suspected. Usually this type of fetish will involve something rare or hard to find e.g.:dead bodies, quadruple amputees, llamas spitting on you.

When I was getting my teeth cleaned the hygienist turned around to grab something and accidentally farted on me. My dick got so hard I couldn't stand it! Now all I can think about is that hot, foul, wind on my face. What kind of fucked-up accidental fetish is this!?!

by Happiness And Death June 21, 2019

Accidental Dig

When you wipe your butt a little to aggressively and your finger digs through the paper and causes pain.

Man, I was on the shitter and had an accidental dig. Now my butthole hurts.

by Tanner mcmuffin August 10, 2018

Accidental Faggotry

When a man/manchild claims to accidentally display signs of male affection and sexual interest.

That guy in the yellow shirt touches my hand every time he's working around me. He says he doesn't mean to, but I think it's a case of accidental faggotry.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 26, 2023

Accidental burn

When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.

Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often

by stephen11223344556677889900 December 15, 2023