Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

Poptart

When someone is retarded or very dumb

Hey Jackson a poptart. He got a zero on the test.

by High_poptart May 20, 2024

Poptart

A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo

That guy is such a poptart, stay away!

by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017

poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

A Poptart

someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice

He is such a Poptart

by Voltico October 5, 2023

Poptart

To be considered “slow” or “retarded”

“ Timothy your a poptart “

by CrizpyQ April 23, 2024

Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021