Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

by Dudething December 18, 2021

frick-muffin

A word used to express humorous disappointment/distaste for something.

Aw frick-muffin! I lost my lunch money!

by hibiscus123 May 15, 2016

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) June 8, 2018

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

by 0neWay November 19, 2013

free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"

From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.

by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015

Spicy Muffin

A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.

Spicy muffin 12 O'clock

by monreothebeast November 22, 2010