scotch fiddle

The itch caused by crabs.

That whore of a sheep gave me the scotch fiddle.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010

Slap fiddle

When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.

Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome

by Krackerjack February 6, 2018

national fiddle day

the 24th of October the day when we call gingers we dont like fiddle

“hey its emmas birthday tomorrow!”

“erm… NO! its national fiddle day!!”

by GHOSTSDICKSUCKER December 8, 2023

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

fiddle biscuits

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

by papayapussy November 1, 2018