Truth bender

A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.

Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.

by NikkiP May 28, 2011

rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009

massive bender

a rather large gay man

jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god

by Emma and Harriet February 27, 2008

pudding bender

A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.

Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender

by Steo February 10, 2007

budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!

Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!

by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016

Weenie Bender

A tight "brief" style men's swimsuit, like those worn in swimming competitions. The shape and size of the man's penis is visible and typically looks bent.

We went to the water park and there was a group of guys all wearing weenie benders.

by pisforpaul September 1, 2013