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barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.
Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?
by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016
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Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018
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A Barney Fife

A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,
As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.
by GMan2019 July 30, 2019
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LIl Barney

Codeine because it’s purple and not brown, but
people still call it mud. I’m here to fix that.
Yo know that boy Kyle is always sippin Lil Barney right?
by Lil Geek May 1, 2019
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Kaden Barney

Kaden is a person who always spams, Kaden is a meesenbop who is a part time purple dinosaur
by ianboomer October 15, 2019
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wet barney

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”
by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020
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barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out
while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored
by barney bros March 6, 2020
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