Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

poptart

1. somebody who plays hard but is soft on the inside

2. a nigga who got sugar in his tank
3. someone who be poppin it knowing they don’t be onnat timing frl

“that bitch is a poptart, she did all that talking just turn down a fade”

by KonfidenceK March 6, 2023

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

Poptart

You deserve mr puff cheeks to attack you

U poptart

by Poptarts-yes June 19, 2022

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020

poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012