your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

your mom

your mom

your mom is fat

by K01-swag December 3, 2021

Your Mom

Gay

Your mom

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

your mom

The largest object known to man, being an estimated 7 times larger than the Universe itself.

Person: Hey did you hear that they recently got photo evidence of your mom being larger than the Universe?

by yro'ue mom January 8, 2021

Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

your mom

your mom is a joke format that people use to make the other have to come up with a comeback

your mom is so fat she made the earth go out of orbit

by dogsarecute420 November 28, 2020

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022