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Your Mom 

She was right beside you where you were sick , she loved you no matter you dick head hated her , she made you shit like a normal person , without her you would be shitting on the streets . She loved you no matter how ugly you look. She made you food when you were hungry and now your just a fat ass because of how much you ask Things from her and never giving her a simple thank you .
You: Mom i want food .
Your Mom: nere you go chicken pasta

You: no ew i hate it . I want something else
Your Mom: *kicks your ass*
Your Mom by Brofroanomo April 17, 2019

Your Mom 

The best answer to any possible question or comeback

Teacher: what is the square root of 69

Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night

Teacher: stop! that is enough!

Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night!

Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot

Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
Your Mom by lil savage fuck June 25, 2019

your mom 

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your mom by yeeteryeets2006 May 20, 2019

your mom 

most kids say it because they think its cool kid: u suck
another kid: your mom
your mom by 0oFio July 3, 2019

your mom 

someone that’s gay. you hear a lot of people say “your mom gay”. probably because it’s true.
jonah: “your mom gay
you: “ok dude