Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

Yoink

Yoink- to take or steal; can be used to show excitement or happiness

I’m gonna yoink your virginity!

by Pianis September 15, 2020

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Yoink

Yeet in reverse

Can you yoink me that cookie?

by Thoughtscollide January 23, 2019

Yoink

What to say to your sexual partner after they finish.

*Man finishes*
Woman: yoink

by Pkdbducbe July 25, 2018

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

Yoink

When You Yoink, it tends to be a quick swiping action of taking someones valuable possession/s (Mr.StealYoGIrl)

Damn Bruh, imma Yoink yuh girl...

by StonedSmerk April 30, 2019