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a babe in the woods

a person who is young, naivee, or lacks the needed experience to do well in a situation. This is usually said when the person is most likely to fail or struggle. People can gain experience or become jaded and lose this trait.
person one: hey did you see the new guy?
person two: yeah he said he was going to talk to HR about the soda machine!
person one: he is definatly a babe in the woods, he'll learn or get a new job.
by ZarahMarieS April 30, 2008
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Daniel Woolstencroft

The kind of guy who dumps his girlfriend of 7 years (on and off) because he wants to bang a lesbian.

Synonym: Stinky
Boner: You heard about Roland?
Pat: Nah . . . what?
Boner: Well he dumped his girlfriend of like . . . forever
Pat: Cunt move . . . why?
Boner: He wanted to bang some chick. And then about a week later he found out she was a lesbian.
Pat: What a Daniel Woolstencroft
by Hugo Harlotbreath March 6, 2019
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I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
by yobrova December 20, 2009
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tiger woods

to cheat on one's spouse
Ya he totally got caught "tiger woodsing" his wife on a "business trip" in Tijuana.
by philosophocles December 23, 2009
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woolsey

A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world
Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!
by Kyle69 January 30, 2007
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woodshedding

meaning to practice or hone skills, particularly musical skills. the origin is from the fact that for purposes of privacy people would go to their woodshed to practice without being overheard
jason spent the last three months smoking grass and woodshedding his banjo skills.
by judas brooks August 15, 2006
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Tiger Woods Mindset

Possesing the mindset of "there is no possible way that I can f this up!" Being confident to the extreme, but never over confident.
I attempted the new water skiing move with a Tiger Woods mindset.
by Dennis Burkett October 24, 2007
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