wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

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Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

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trap wizard

One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."

Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"

by Trap Wizzard October 8, 2015

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Brown Wizard

A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.

I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...

by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014

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semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

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